The Gertrudesteiniconization of Ehamlet

(-: Hamlet is left handed %-) Hamlet has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight :*) Hamlet is drunk [:] Hamlet is a robot 8-) Hamlet is wearing sunglasses B:-) Sunglasses on head ::-) Hamlet wears normal glasses B-) Hamlet wears horn-rimmed glasses 8:-) Hamlet is a little girl :-)-8 Hamlet is a Hamlet girl :-{) Hamlet has a mustache :-{} Hamlet wears lipstick {:-) Hamlet wears a toupee }:-( Toupee in an updraft :-[ Hamlet is a Vampire :-E Bucktoothed vampire :-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing :-7 Hamlet just made a wry statement :-* Hamlet just ate something sour :-)~ Hamlet drools :-~) Hamlet has a cold :'-( Hamlet is crying :'-) Hamlet is so happy, s/he is crying :-@ Hamlet is screaming :-# Hamlet wears braces :^) Hamlet has a broken nose :v) Hamlet has a broken nose, but it's the other way :_) Hamlet's nose is sliding off of his face :<) Hamlet is from an Ivy League School :-& Hamlet is tongue tied. =:-) Hamlet is a hosehead -:-) Hamlet is a punk rocker -:-( (real punk rockers don't Hamlet) :=) Hamlet has two noses +-:-) Hamlet is the Pope `:-) Hamlet shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning ,:-) Same thing...other side -I Hamlet is asleep -O Hamlet is yawning/snoring :-Q Hamlet is a smoker :-? Hamlet smokes a pipe O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, hamlet is a scuba diver) O :-) Hamlet is an angel (at heart, at least) :-P Nyahhhh! :-S Hamlet just made an incoherent statement :-D Hamlet is laughing (at you!) :-X Hamlet's lips are sealed :-C Hamlet is really bummed :-/ Hamlet is skeptical C=:-) Hamlet is a chef @= Hamlet is pro-nuclear war *<:-) Hamlet is wearing a Santa Claus Hat :-o Uh oh! (8-o It's Mr. Bill! *:o) And Bozo the Clown! 3:] Pet Hamlet 3:[ Mean Pet Hamlet E-:-) Hamlet is a Ham radio operator :-9 Hamlet is licking his/her lips %-6 Hamlet is braindead [:-) Hamlet is wearing a walkman (:I Hamlet is an egghead <:-I Hamlet is a dunce K:P Hamlet is a little kid with a propeller beanie @:-) Hamlet is wearing a turban :-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) :-: Mutant Hamlet The invisible Hamlet .-) Hamlet only has one eye ,-) Ditto...but he's winking X-( Hamlet just died 8 :-) Hamlet is a wizard C=}>;*{)) Mega-Hamlet... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin :-` Hamlet spitting out its chewing tobacco :-1 Hamlet bland face :-! " :-@ Hamlet face screaming :-# Hamlet face with bushy mustache :-$ Hamlet face with it's mouth wired shut :-% Hamlet banker :-6 Hamlet after eating something sour :^) Hamlet with pointy nose [righty] :-7 Hamlet after a wry statement :-* Hamlet after eating something bitter :-& Hamlet which is tongue-tied :-0 Hamlet orator (:-( unHamlety frowning (:-) Hamlet Hamlet-face ):-) " ):-( unHamlety Hamlet-face )8-) scuba Hamlet Hamlet-face =:-) Hamlet punk-rocker =:-( (real punk rockers don't Hamlet) :-q Hamlet trying to touch its tongue to its nose :-e disappointed Hamlet :-t cross Hamlet :-i semi-Hamlet :-o Hamlet singing national anthem :-p Hamlet sticking its tongue out (at you!) :-[ un-Hamlety blockhead :-] Hamlet blockhead :-{ Hamlet variation on a theme :-} ditto {:-) Hamlet with its hair parted in the middle }:-) Hamlet in an updraft :-a lefty Hamlet touching tongue to nose :-s Hamlet after a BIZARRE comment :-d lefty Hamlet razzing you g-) Hamlet with pince-nez glasses :-j left smiling Hamlet :-k beats me, looks like something, tho. :-: mutant Hamlet :-\ undecided Hamlet :- "have an ordinary day" Hamlet ;-) winking Hamlet :-<> midget Hamlet }:^#}) mega-Hamlet: updraft bushy-mustached pointy nosed Hamlet with a double-chin :-) ha ha ~~:-( net.flame -) hee hee O -) net.religion -D ho ho :-> hey hey 8 :-I net.unix-wizards :-( boo hoo :-I hmm E-:-I net.ham-radio :-O uh oh >:-I net.startrek :-P nyah nyah 3:o[ net.pets -P yuk :-} beard :-{ mustache :-# braces :-X bow tie :-Q smoker <:I dunce (:I Hamlet egghead @:I Hamlet turban 8-) Hamlet glasses B-) Hamlet horn-rims 8:-) Hamlet glasses on forehead :-8( Hamlet wearing condescending stare ;-) Hamlet wink >:-< Hamlet mad ---<--{(@ Hamlet wearing a Rose!